Any Old Iron Multi-Color High Rise Pants

What is better than subliminal messaging in a minimalistic manner? Don't ask us. We have no fucking clue. What we do know is that YOU, my dear, are a fancy fucker and deserve the best. That is why we have released the new Any Old Iron Rainbow Fancy Fucker Joggers! While our other version is a smash hit, it was not as much of a blinking, neon warning sign as some of you need it to be! Don't worry-these bad boys are! This glossy black, sequin pair of joggers is loaded with the favorite "fancy fucker" phrase, front to back, in a brilliant, rainbow sequin lettering. The contrast between the black sequins and the colorful sequins really gives that luxurious oomph we all need. The glam does not stop there; for, the second you run those fingers against the grain of the sequin pattern, the background will turn a radiant rainbow and the letting will become glossy black. The interior lining is made completely out of a silky, high end polyester - which adds to the experience by providing you with the comfort you would receive from you favorite satin sheets. It, also, provides air flow for those warmer days and retains body heat for those cooler nights. Needless to say, these joggers were made with the fanciest of our fucking ingredients for the fanciest of all fucks!