Any Old Iron Metallic Casual Jacket/Blazer

What is better than subliminal messaging in a minimalistic manner? Don't ask us. We have no fucking clue. What we do know is that YOU, my dear, are a fancy fucker and deserve the best. That is why we have released the new Any Old Iron Rainbow Fancy Fucker Bomber Jacket! While our sweatshirt version is a smash hit, it was not as much of a blinking, neon warning sign that you can wear with any outfit. Don't worry-this bad boy is! This glossy black, sequin bomber is loaded with the favorite "fancy fucker" phrase, front to back, in a brilliant, rainbow sequin lettering. The contrast between the black sequins and the colorful sequins really gives that luxurious oomph we all need. The glam does not stop there; for, the second you run those fingers against the grain of the sequin pattern, the background will turn a radiant rainbow and the letting will become glossy black. The jacket, also, comes with a silky smooth interior lining, ribbed cotton cuffs and a matching hemline/neckline, as well as two exterior pockets and a hardy zipper. Needless to say, this bomber was made with the fanciest of our fucking ingredients for the fanciest of all fucks!